A malamute's diet. Everything. Does not discriminate.
If you have more dog hair on you then your own hair.
Five minutes after eating his food, he wants more when your eating your food!
You're reminded your malamute "owns" you every time you step over them and walk around them (because they just look so cute and cuddly sprawled out on the floor/bed/couch like a live malamute rug)!
When someone touches you or yells at you and your malamute jumps in from of them and starts "wooooing" them away.