Hairball Hurricane - Baffles and blinds its adversaries with a cloud of hair as it makes its escape. Especially powerful at the change of seasons.
Shadow Mal - Protects it’s owners by shadowing their every move, from the backyard to the bathroom (shower and all).
Valor Mal - Fearless all-powerful creature afraid of nothing - except its periodic baths.
Muddy Paw Mal - The dirtiest paws in the west.The Slobernator - Protects its owners and toys with a wet sloppy kiss guaranteed to fend off all danger.
The Howler - Strikes fear into the hearts of potential prowlers and trespassers with an intimidating array of woofs & howls.
NapaMal - The ability to sleep at the drop of a hat and so lull potential villains into a false sense of security
The Wolf - A food grubbing, couch loving mal-potatoes until you take her camping... becomes an aloof and majestic timber wolf untainted by the demands of man, a wolf who can't see you, hear you or seem to remember
No Luv4U - Mal - Lies in wait until the festivities become heated and then materialized from thin air, strategically placing himself between the loving couple, and lies down effectively killing the mood. Once the mood has passed, he surveys the territory like Superman and magically disappears. Leaving all in his wake aware that even if you don't see me, I see you.