• Home
  • How to Tell
  • Facts
  • You know a
  • Superheros
  • North Pole
  • Blog
    • Layout 1
    • Layout 2
    • Layout 3
  • About
  • Let's chat
Let's chat

Malamute Superheros

Mar 31, 2022
Digger Mal - Digs holes faster than a speeding bullet to liberate bones, grubs and flowers.
Hairball Hurricane - Baffles and blinds its adversaries with a cloud of hair as it makes its escape. Especially powerful at the change of seasons.
Shadow Mal - Protects it’s owners by shadowing their every move, from the backyard to the bathroom (shower and all).
Valor Mal - Fearless all-powerful creature afraid of nothing - except its periodic baths.
Muddy Paw Mal - The dirtiest paws in the west.The Slobernator - Protects its owners and toys with a wet sloppy kiss guaranteed to fend off all danger.
The Howler - Strikes fear into the hearts of potential prowlers and trespassers with an intimidating array of woofs & howls.
NapaMal - The ability to sleep at the drop of a hat and so lull potential villains into a false sense of security
The Wolf - A food grubbing, couch loving mal-potatoes until you take her camping... becomes an aloof and majestic timber wolf untainted by the demands of man, a wolf who can't see you, hear you or seem to remember
No Luv4U - Mal - Lies in wait until the festivities become heated and then materialized from thin air, strategically placing himself between the loving couple, and lies down effectively killing the mood. Once the mood has passed, he surveys the territory like Superman and magically disappears. Leaving all in his wake aware that even if you don't see me, I see you.
Copyright © 2022 Malamute.org, LLC. All rights reserved.

We use cookies to enable essential functionality on our website, and analyze website traffic. By clicking Accept you consent to our use of cookies. Read about how we use cookies.

Your Cookie Settings

We use cookies to enable essential functionality on our website, and analyze website traffic. Read about how we use cookies.

Cookie Categories

Essential

These cookies are strictly necessary to provide you with services available through our websites. You cannot refuse these cookies without impacting how our websites function. You can block or delete them by changing your browser settings, as described under the heading "Managing cookies" in the Privacy and Cookies Policy.

Analytics

These cookies collect information that is used in aggregate form to help us understand how our websites are being used or how effective our marketing campaigns are.