You know a malamute owner when…
Mar 31, 2022
When your local vet calls you to see what the latest "chew toy" your malamute discovered was. Thinking about the $175 vet bill for x-rays I'm reminded...remote control, kitchen linoleum, carpet pile, plastic laundry basket, wooden napkin holder, basket full of votive candles - basket too, cat toys, bugs, animals, grooming brush, it's own tail?, towel, sponge, recliner handle, magazine rack and magazines, water dish, leash, collar, crate flooring - how'd they get out anyway?, etc!) And I thought I kept a meticulous house...my mal found things I thought I'd hidden VERY well!
You give up some your food to your begging malamute and he won't eat it because he doesn't like it but then he sits there and begs for more.
You know that if someone tried to break in to your house your malamute would just lick him to death.
When you drive up to a all service car wash and the workers give a moan and drop the vacuum hose on the floor and you apologize and state you don't expect miracles.
After a long walk your malamute beats you to the bed and takes up both sides.
You open a window or turn on a fan and it looks like you live INSIDE a snow globe.
You know you own a Mal when your favorite chair is the one your Mal doesn’t use….
Yes, Mom, I know I haven't been home for Christmas for three years, but the airline will not budge on selling "Mckinley" a seat. Take it up with them!!
Loves to sleep under your bed, all the way under the bed, where it is dark and quiet.!
NASA asks to use your backyard to test their new moon rover
You give up some your food to your begging malamute and he won't eat it because he doesn't like it but then he sits there and begs for more.
You know that if someone tried to break in to your house your malamute would just lick him to death.
When you drive up to a all service car wash and the workers give a moan and drop the vacuum hose on the floor and you apologize and state you don't expect miracles.
After a long walk your malamute beats you to the bed and takes up both sides.
You open a window or turn on a fan and it looks like you live INSIDE a snow globe.
You know you own a Mal when your favorite chair is the one your Mal doesn’t use….
Yes, Mom, I know I haven't been home for Christmas for three years, but the airline will not budge on selling "Mckinley" a seat. Take it up with them!!
Loves to sleep under your bed, all the way under the bed, where it is dark and quiet.!
NASA asks to use your backyard to test their new moon rover